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The most infamous pirates in the seven seas...

nonp o' The Devils Plunderer has worked 🔨 the most consecutive days! 186 days active!!!

rondiaz o' the phreak has played AMSSM ⚓🗺🗡🦈🤵 26 times!

Harzilein loves to use ⚓ in AMSSM, so if ye on the The Flying Dragon, use 🗺 or 🤵

rondiaz loves to use 🗺 in AMSSM, so if ye on the the phreak, use 🗡 or 🦈

rondiaz loves to use 🤵 in AMSSM, so if ye on the the phreak, use 🗺 or 🦈

rondiaz loves to use 🦈 in AMSSM, so if ye on the the phreak, use ⚓ or 🗡

rondiaz loves to use 🗡 in AMSSM, so if ye on the the phreak, use ⚓ or 🤵

Ryu o' Rising Sun has sold 7 items in the Auction House n' be beggin' for eBay to be invented in PiratesIRC!

No one onboard The Devils Plunderer wants nonp's junk they be postin' in the Auction House 😞 - 65 items were never bid on!

nonp o' The Devils Plunderer has won 59 auctions! 🤑

Best to avoid rondiaz o' the phreak as they 'ave won 1 Battle-Royales! 🤺

ZOEboy onboard Rising Sun has made the most bets at 20 🎰🎰🎰!

The best Blackjack 🂱🂮 player o' the Seven Seas be iamfoxy o' the phreak wit' 7 wins!

Harzilein o' The Flying Dragon needs a pick-me-up as they be the most bored pirate 🥱 in all the seven seas! (Used !Pirates Bored 1,640 times!)

Harzilein o' The Flying Dragon be too scared to fight other players as they 'ave fought the bot 🤖🕱 27 times!

The pirates onboard the phreak has placed more bounties on rondiaz (15) than any other crew! 😂

notOo o' the phreak has posted 40 bounties, more than any other! 😲

BenevolentPirate o' Rising Sun has a permanent hammock 🕲 in the brig aft' bein' sent there 43 times!

Harzilein trusts less in their chest n' banks as they 'ave buried 💰🕳 20 treasures while onboard The Flying Dragon!

BenevolentPirate o' Rising Sun has made the most purchases 🛒🛒🛒 (1,118) than any other pirate!

Harzilein o' The Flying Dragon needs better ball-handlin' skills as they 'ave dropped the most cannon shot than any other pirate wit' 20 drops!

Who-m3 o' Rising Sun be disciplined 🪒 by the cap'n 75 times!

WobotKoala o' The Elite hates the Dutch 🇳🇱 more than any other pirate!

The English 🇬🇧 be abjorred by gnagl o' The Wandering Soul!

France 🇫🇷 has no chance wit' Ryu o' Rising Sun!

AladeenM o' Mousey McMouseface believes no one should be independent n' returned 2 ports to imperialist nations! 😦😞

No other pirate loathes the Spanish 🇪🇸 than rondiaz o' the phreak!

The crew o' The Devils Plunderer be given more bonuses (859) when nonp be Cap'n! 🤩

The most abhorred 😡 captain (6x) be Harzilein o' The Flying Dragon!

ZOEboy o' Rising Sun be the most beloved 💖 cap'n (222x) o' the seven seas!

nonp o' The Devils Plunderer been performin' the most captain duties 🎩 wit' 2,652 commands!

nonp o' The Devils Plunderer is definitely not a bot 🤖 n' has answered 507 captchas correctly!

nonp o' The Devils Plunderer is goin' to be investigated ⚠ aft' mruno sees all these captchas bein' answer'd incorrectly (17x)!!!

Harzilein o' The Flying Dragon be the one who you don't want to turn ye back to or drop any soap 🧼... 95 charvers!

nonp chats 💬 (21,661 lines) more than any other pirate, so avoid The Devils Plunderer unless ye want to get stuck in a long conversation!

rondiaz o' the phreak be a bounty hunter 👮 by collectin' 24 heads!

ZOEboy o' Rising Sun has completed the... 🤔 "Most Goals Completed... Goal" wit' 84 goals!

foxy o' The Flying Dragon has the most crabs (2) 🦀🦀🦀 !

Kratos smiles on Oo o' the phreak as they 'ave the most critical hits ⚔⚡ 2!

nonp o' The Devils Plunderer be the most adept navigator by plottin' 947 custom routes! 🗺

iamfoxy o' the phreak be the most stylish n' has customized their weapons 😘⸸ 18 times!

z^leggs` o' Rising Sun has played more durin' the daylight hours than anyone else: 147 days!

nonp o' The Devils Plunderer needs a day job as they play in the early mornin' 🌅 more than any other pirate!

nonp o' The Devils Plunderer be a night owl 🌙 🦉 as they play durin' the midnight hours...

notoo o' the phreak needs to purchase a coffin ⚰ instead of a hammock as they have died 2 times!

Rising Sun be cared fer by ZOEboy who has defended (1,195x) 🛡 the ship more than anyone else!

nonp o' The Devils Plunderer just digs holes 🕳 (1,216x) all day!

Harzilein o' The Flying Dragon pollutes the sea the most by trashin' 68 items!

BENEVOLENTPiRATE o' Rising Sun be the scummiest by catchin' 57 diseases ☣!

nonp o' The Devils Plunderer loves to swim n' has dived into the drink 🌊 973 times!

iamfoxy o' the phreak must be italian or a drunk as they 'ave drank 79 coffees ☕☕☕!

The biggest Boozer award goes to notOo o' the phreak! 🍻🥴 They 'ave been drunk 122 times!

rondiaz o' the phreak be the worst at fightin'! Lost 71 times ⚔!

The biggest bully in the world award goes to rondiaz. They 'ave fought 24 pirates below their level! 😬

z^leggs` o' Rising Sun be the most vicious by winnin' 95 duels ⚔!

ZOEboy o' Rising Sun not be a fan o' the undead n' has dispatched 377 zonbis! 🧟🧟🧟🧟

The hungriest pirate in the 7 seas be Harzilein o' The Flying Dragon !

ZOEboy o' Rising Sun be the most frequent to explore (17x) the wilderness than any other!

nonp o' The Devils Plunderer must 'ave a metal detector as they 'ave found 44 buried treasures! 💰💰💰💰

Taucher o' The Wandering Soul has shot the cannon 69 times!

nonp o' The Devils Plunderer fishes more than any other... 1,384 fishes 🐟!

BenevolentPirate o' Rising Sun may 'ave a drinkin' problem as they 'ave hit their flask 🧴 116 times!

nonp o' The Devils Plunderer has adhd n' has flooded ☂ the ship 5 times!

Harzilein needs to stay away from bombs 💣 or choose a different wire as they 'ave been exploded 31 times! 💥💥💥

Harzilein o' The Flying Dragon may want seek out a job with the Bomb Squad 👮🚐 as they 'ave defused 17 bombs!

Don't expect to win much from Harzilein o' The Flying Dragon. They be the cheapest pirate by pickin' the lowest wager 31 times!

Harzilein o' The Flying Dragon just like to play games all day n' has played over 215 games 🎲!

6 gfx treasures 'ave been found by iamfoxy o' the phreak!

The most Generous Award goes to radar1213 o' The Wandering Soul as they 'ave gifted the most to new players!

nonp o' The Devils Plunderer sucks up to governors 🏛 more than any other pirate!

The Grand Wordel Award 🅆Ⓞ🆁🄳🅴🄻 🏆 goes to ZOEboy o' Rising Sun wit' 4 wins!

Harzilein o' The Flying Dragon always be lookin' to join groupies 👪👪 in a quest!

The crew o' The Flying Dragon should help out Harzilein as they 'ave seeked more help (30x) than any other pirate in the whole game!

BenevolentPirate has visited their home while onboard Rising Sun the most out o' all the pirates! 59 visits to their homeport!

Who-m3 o' Rising Sun just be along fer the ride n' has idled 💤 for 178 days!

The most deranged 😬 pirate award goes to Harzilein o' The Flying Dragon wit' 41 increases in their mental state!

Harzilein o' The Flying Dragon be the most politically savvy pirate by installin' 3 new governors 👥!

ZOEboy o' Rising Sun has the sharpest tongue 👅 n' has insulted 🤬 their fellow pirates 997 times!

BenevolentPirate o' Rising Sun be the most insulted pirate in the 7 seas... 956 times insulted!

Harzilein o' The Flying Dragon 🕴 loves passive income by investin' in 7 businesses!

'Cannibal-Killa' BenevolentPirate o' Rising Sun has massacred 48 savages!

70 cultists be murdered by BenevolentPirate o' Rising Sun!

iamfoxy o' the phreak has killed the most gangsters (66x) than anyone !

61 skeletons 🦴 'ave been turned to bone meal by ZOEboy o' Rising Sun!

The Crown not be pleased wit' iamfoxy o' the phreak as they have killed 111 soldiers! 💂💂💂

ZOEboy o' Rising Sun be uber at killin' monsters 👺! 172 'ave been dispatched!

Loadin'... that all Harzilein be doin' onboard The Flying Dragon as they 'ave loaded 91 cannons!

If ye onboard the phreak, don't even waste ye doubloons on that chest trap as Oo has disarmed the most traps!

Harzilein o' The Flying Dragon loves chests n' has picked 🗝 at 71 of 'em!

BenevolentPirate o' Rising Sun needs to stay down below decks as they 'ave fallen overboard 📣 83 times!

nonp o' The Devils Plunderer be a monster magnet 👹🧲... 113 monster encounters!

Harzilein o' The Flying Dragon hates authority n' has partaked in 69 mutinies 🕲!

Rising Sun can really depend on ZOEboy durin' dicey situtations as they be the MVP 42 times!

rondiaz has dueled ⚔ 6 pirates who not be a member o' the phreak!

Harzilein o' The Flying Dragon wants to party all the time, party all the time, party all the time wit' 27 parties 🥳!

Oo o' the phreak needs to learn how to play Pong 🏓 as they 'ave Pinged 13 times!

Don't trust a thing rondiaz o' the phreak says as they 'ave lied more than any other pirate! ⚠

Who-m3 o' Rising Sun has walked the plank 26 times 👙!

The sickest pirate award 🏆 goes to BenevolentPirate o' Rising Sun fer bein' poisoned 🤢 no less than 57 times!

Harzilein o' The Flying Dragon just can't help gettin' caught by port security n' has worn manacles 6 times!

Harzilein o' The Flying Dragon has raided ☠ the most ports (35x)!

ZOEboy be nimble, ZOEboy be quick, ZOEboy wins more races at 17, 🏃 than any other participant!

The most tired pirate award goes to ZOEboy o' Rising Sun as they be sleepy n' rested 337 times!

ZOEboy o' Rising Sun be the biggest smarty pants (or quickest at usin' google) by solving 11 riddles 🧩!

Harzilein o' The Flying Dragon be the best Rigger as they 'ave rigged 3 sails!

worst thief award goes to APic o' The Flying Dragon fer failin' 💸 51 times!

Be weary o' Oo o' the phreak as they 'ave sabotaged 13 times... 🕵

NONP o' The Devils Plunderer be the most reckless Cap'n by sailin' into 21 storms!

indiana jones never be as good as ZOEboy o' Rising Sun, who found 285 treasures 💰!

ZOEboy o' Rising Sun found n' decoded 216 secrets!

If ZOEboy o' Rising Sun keeps sending all these ship messages (80) then mruno is going to have to start chargin' a fee!

If ye see a taunt from The Flying Dragon, it most likely came from Harzilein as they have performed 71 ship taunts!

ZOEboy has done more ship's work (884) 🧹 🔨 🧽 onboard Rising Sun than anyone else!

BenevolentPirate outfitted their ship (Rising Sun) 1,118 times, 🛳 more than any other pirate!

The Flying Dragon must be transportin' snakes 🐍 or Harzilein just loves to play wit' 'em as they 'ave been bitten 6 times!

iamfoxy o' the phreak sucks more than any other pirate by suckin' 4 snakebitten' pirates!

Harzilein o' The Flying Dragon needs a more active Cap'n n' crew as they 'ave sailed the ship themselves 35 times! 😞

nonp o' The Devils Plunderer should read the Bomb Defusal Manual (www.bombmanual.com) - 4 SuperBombs triggered!

If Harzilein o' The Flying Dragon is ever missin', ye can probably find 'em at the tavern. 251 visits!

nonp o' The Devils Plunderer has no life other than bein' a pirate by typin' P 16,307 times 💯!

Harzilein o' The Flying Dragon be the biggest troll 👺 (69x) in the seven seas!

nonp o' The Devils Plunderer needs to read the help 📔 as they 'ave performed 718 commands!

Oo o' the phreak is not so nice as they 'ave used 13 curses!

If ye onboard Rising Sun, best to stay away from ZOEboy as they 'ave bitten 27 fellow pirates when they be a vampyre!

ZOEboy o' Rising Sun be a twilight fan n' has been turned into a creature o' the night 🧛 27 times!

Oo o' the phreak has done the technicolor yawn 30 times! !

nonp o' The Devils Plunderer be worried 'bout the weather ⛅ wit' 529 lookups!

Harzilein o' The Flying Dragon be lonely n' has visited 89 brothels 👯!

BenevolentPirate o' Rising Sun really blows n' has whistled 157x!

Pretty sure Oo o' the phreak be cheatin' or smart as they 'ave won Wordel 37 times!

The best 🄼WorDeL player be Taucher o' The Wandering Soul!

ZOEboy o' Rising Sun likes to take their chances n' has YOLO'd (96 times) more than any other pirate!

ZOEboy o' Rising Sun will never die aft' bein' a zonbi 🧟 377 times!

rondiaz o' the phreak just can't help themself n' has alerted 4 monsters!

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